What is Petrosyan's funniest joke?

What is Petrosyan's funniest joke?

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Answer 1
July, 2021

It's in vain that they don't like Petrosyan so much, they consider it crap. Why, this is real humor, albeit old. Not like any vulgarity and a punt now.

I like Petrosyan. Well, here's a joke for you: "Graduated from GUM. Or Moscow State University - what have I graduated from?".

Answer 2
July, 2021

It is strange that no one remembered what Petrosyan appeared with and was still remembered by Soviet viewers. Dug up an old speech with his own commentary. The phrase "And what do I have there?" I remembered, perhaps, more than his monologue, not only because of his performance, but also due to the fact that this monologue was played on TV for quite a long time after the Soviet era ended and almost the entire text and image lost relevance, leaving only this skewed image already Petrosyan himself and this phrase, which became a meme and was associated exclusively with him, and not with his image.


Answer 3
July, 2021

Eyedropper! Minimalism and primitivism - the crown of humor! Phonemes and intonations! The main thing is to overcome the primary reflex of rejection, then you will understand the genius .... enjoy!


Answer 4
July, 2021

I believe that Pupa and Lupa would give an exhaustive answer to this question.

I'm not sure that this is Petrosyan's creative work, but it is attributed to him.

Oh, so, the ellipsis are not considered a symbol now? Well, well ...

Answer 5
July, 2021
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Answer 6
July, 2021

In fact, the question is much more complicated than it sounds. After all, the best joke of Petrosyan may not belong to him, but, say, Zhvanetsky, Zadornov, Izmailov, and someone else. After all, they were the ones who wrote and are writing texts for him (for the most part, if I'm not mistaken. I haven't followed him for a long time).

Answer 7
July, 2021

minus, but I'm still telling everyone. Something like this: the beginning of the Yeltsin regime, on behalf of a pensioner: and that the current government is being criticized, I go to the store, I look at the shelves - we have never even seen such products before! and now ... we see!

Answer 8
July, 2021

Once there was such a joke at the EPP:

  • What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

  • ???

... a long pause (well, the audience was already laughing, of course)

  • Taste!
Answer 9
July, 2021

What is Petrosyan's funniest joke?

"I took out a spoon and put it in my pocket!"
I would like to draw your attention to the wonderful monologue at the end:

https: // www .youtube.com / embed / fsBj8qQn3WI? wmode = opaque

And the one that he knew by heart as a child:
- Daddy, put a fork in a rizette! (2:29)


Answer 10
July, 2021

This one smiled at me: "The ultrasound showed that there will be a wedding." And so in vain they scold both Anshlak and Petrosyan, for the older generation it has its own suitability, humor tends to become outdated, and for the older generation of the Dubovistskaya Regime and other Drobotenkas are more relevant stand-up adapters. I liked Evdokimov's style, for example, not always funny, but Real, Altai man.

Answer 11
July, 2021

As a person who has attended the anniversary concert of Yevgeny Vaganovich, I will tell you that the most outstanding performance is still about latches.


Answer 12
July, 2021

It seems that I was at that time in the area of ​​tight red tights to the chest, I remember for a lifetime:

  • Dear, tell me something gentle, warm

  • Battery

Answer 13
July, 2021

Bugagashenka. Sheldon Cooper ©

Everyone has a different concept of humor. When there was no one or anything, except for Regina Dubovitskaya and a full house, it was quite rolling, it was funny. KVN of those times was also funny.

And now it's not interesting to watch old issues and jokes. Maybe because they are now irrelevant, maybe the sense of humor has turned in the wrong place, but if something old comes across, it no longer causes a smile. And how did you get lost under the masks of Show? Well that was cooler than all modern comedy clubs, battles and other things put together.

Or a pun. Now it's all UG. So it is with Petrosyan. I tried to remember a funny joke from Vaganych, but it turned out that there was none.

Answer 14
July, 2021

Classics from Evgeny Vaganovich Petrosyan.

A joke that conquered the halls and expanses of the Internet.

-What is your zodiac sign? -A fish. -And I'm beer!

Answer 15
July, 2021

From my youth (mid-80s) I remember his speech about school, recorded on a gramophone record:
School, school ... home school! It is immediately clear who studied how and who achieved what ...
The two-hand man has two things: an apartment, a car
The three-hand man has three: an apartment, a car, a sheepskin coat
Five-hand man has five: bald head, glasses, head pain, debt and STAINLESS STEEL GOLD MEDAL "EXCELLENT STUDY"

Answer 16
July, 2021

In my distant childhood I heard from him on TV:
- Do you not like to see germs on the rim of the toilet? Imagine what THEY see every day!

Answer 17
July, 2021

About Nicholas II on the front line. The anecdote is old and not his, but I saw how he was telling. I liked it.

The First World War is going on. Tsar Nicholas II stands on the hill with his retinue and watches

the maneuvers of his troops. Suddenly, a shell falls near the king and hisses. Everyone was taken aback. A soldier runs up, grabs a shell, throws it aside - an explosion occurs! They all fell. After a while they rise, everyone is alive.

The king shook himself off the ground, looked at the soldier and said:

  • Come here. The name of?

  • Private Ivanov!

  • That's what private, you saved my life. I will thank you. Speak your wish! Am I a king or not a king?

The soldier thought, thought and said:

  • I want to marry the daughter of Count Sherementyev! Oh how.

  • Hmm. Okay. Count to me!

The count approaches, and the king says to him:

  • Count, here Colonel Ivanov wants to marry your daughter? What do you say?

  • Have mercy, Your Majesty, some colonel? They are stacked under my house.

Not serious!

  • Okay, Colonel General Ivanov, offers your daughter his hand and heart. What do you say to this?

  • Not serious! Some general- ...

  • Ok, Field Marshal Ivanov and my personal friend would like to marry your daughter. What do you say to that, Count?

The soldier went up to the king, put his hand on his shoulder and said:

  • Kolya, fuck him, why can't we find women with such titles?
Answer 18
July, 2021

In the entire history of watching gabber dances, I have not yet seen anyone better than GABBERSYAN! Just look at these fine-tuned gabber movements!


Answer 19
July, 2021


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Answer 20
July, 2021

An incredibly funny joke that will amuse your mother, grandmother, grandfather. Perhaps even a father:

  • Who are you according to the horoscope?

  • Fish .

  • And I piiiiiiivoooooo.

Answer 21
July, 2021

This is how we got away with this:


To fill in the missing signs, I will say that I do not understand why Petrosyan is now being ridiculed so much. He is a much more worthy artist. than many former KVN players or Comedy Club residents who consider themselves an elite of humor.

Answer 22
July, 2021

As a child, I just skated from Japanese ditties, it's strange, but his other speeches and jokes did not stick in my memory, so I will conclude that this is his funniest performance:

https: // www. youtube.com/embed/CAh2isfvWJ4?wmode=opaque

Answer 23
July, 2021

There was such an anecdote: a man comes to a doctor. He has depression. He says life is cruel and unfair.

He says that he is alone in this terrible and gloomy world, where the future is forever hidden in darkness.

The doctor says: “The medicine is very simple. Today the great clown Pagliacci is performing in the circus. Go see him. It will help you. ”

The man bursts into tears. And he says: "But, doctor ...

... I am Paliacci."

Good anecdote. Laugh everyone.

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